Dead Baby Jokes = Sick and Twisted

Hi All,

Here are the sickest, most twisted of all sick jokes. Funny nonetheless. These jokes require a somewhat twisted mind and an iron stomach, so keep a bucket nearby.

How do you get 100 dead babies into a trash can?
With a blender.

How do you get them out?
With a straw.

What's worse than 10 dead babies is 1 trash can?
1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

What's worse than a truckload of dead babies?
A live one on the bottom eating its way out.

What's the difference between a truckload of dead babies and a truckload of bowling balls?
You can use a pitchfork to unload the dead babies.

Why do you use a pitchfork to unload a truckload of dead babies?
So you can tell which ones are still alive.

What's pink, red, and sits in the corner?
A dead baby chewing on razor blades.

What's black, green, and sits in the corner?
Same baby 3 weeks later.

What's blue, sparking, and hungry?
A dead baby trying to breast feed from a wall socket.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a rock?
I don't f*** rocks.

What's worse than waking up and finding a dead baby on your pillow?
Realizing that you were drunk and made love to it the night before.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house?
Depends how hard you throw them.

What's more fun than stapling dead babies to the wall?
Ripping them off again.

What's pink, purple, and covered in pus?
A peeled baby in a bag of salt.

Why did the dead baby cross the road?
It was chained to the bumper.

What's pink, bubbling, and scratching at the window?
A dead baby in a microwave.